Bad start

Left the house, got in the car, looked in the rearview mirror, wondered "why are there balloons tied to my mailbox?"

Backed down the driveway. Went "Fuck. There's toilet paper spread from one end of the front garden to the other"

Pulled out a bit further and saw "Just Married" chalked on the footpath out front. Grrrrrr.........

Nipped back inside to wake redchristoph up and ask him to clean up the mess when he gets up.

People who know me know that pulling that kind of stunt on me, even when it might be considered appropriate, is asking to have new apertures added to their body. Getting hit by it because some moron has the wrong address makes me even angrier. If I find out who it was (say because they show up to visit the people they think live at my address) there is going to be a _very_ ugly scene.

Of course, if it turns out someone was actually targeting me, there isn't going to be enough left of them for a funeral.

I'm considering this possibility because someone is signing my personal, at home email address up to political and religous mailing lists. If I find out who is responsible for that there will be literal hell to pay as well.

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Assamite--
From the desert wastes of the East come the
Assamites, and they bring with them a miasma of
terror. The Assamites are known throughout
vampire society as a clan of murderous
assassins, working for whoever can pay their
price. The price they charge for their work is
the vitae of other vampires.


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That was ... unexpected.