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So I filled in a whole lot of answers:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Then I discovered the "random" button.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
[Edit 2023 removed dead link]
So I filled in a whole lot of answers:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Then I discovered the "random" button.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Date: 2004-02-24 03:27 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)