marsden_online: (Ghostfighter)
11 NOS cylinders, 4 beer cans 2 used condoms and a {traffic cone wedged in the compost bin}.

Also what appear to be kitchen scraps spread from one end of the lawn to the other and what might be chunder in the peg box.

Someone has had a NOS party on my back lawn (behind the garage) this time. Last weekend or earlier in the week I judge. I've put the padlock back on the back gate but I suspect it's the same bunch as last time on the front lawn so they may have walked up the drive.

Steps will be taken....

Update: 14 NOS cylinders - I found another 3 while I was mowing the lawn. They'd been driven into the ground hard, point down, it's a good thing I was mowing high.

Just be careful

Date: 2004-02-20 06:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] drowninghail.livejournal.com
A word of warning: If you put landmines in your backyard and trespassers blow themselves up on them, then for some reason *you're* the one in the wrong, and the police ask *you* all the funny questions.

Stoopid trespassers. Stoopid police

bah

Date: 2004-02-20 11:47 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] marsden-online.livejournal.com
Landmines lack sublety. I'd go with razor wire but I don't have any easily to hand so I'll settle for bludging some rusty barb off my folk and laying it through the grass.

MArsden
If you were in the US, you would probably be sued.

... for defending your property.

I'd invest in a guard robot. Or one of those mannequins that lonely women put in their beds-- I don't know if they market them in NZ but they're called something like "Safety Buddy" or something. It's pathetic, paranoid ladies buy them and take them seriously everywhere (in their cars, in their living rooms, to bed...)

Anyhow, I'd buy that guy and place him in front of a window facing the backyard. And just for good measure, I'd put him on one of those little trains so he goes around and around in circles so he looks like he's pacing. That way, naughty people won't use your backyard to party.

(But hey, at least they didn't touch the Prius... right?)

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