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marsden_online) wrote2003-04-07 09:18 pm
marsden_online) wrote2003-04-07 09:18 pm
Really bad joke
I'd hide the punchline, but I don't know how to make LJ do the cute hidey thing. You have been warned.
At the Muppet Show, the Swedish Chef had called in sick three weeks in a row. Kermit was getting a bit concerned, so he went around to visit.
The chef opens the door, and invites Kermit in. Glancing around the small flat Kermit notices that the place is very clean, there is a large suitcase near the door and a letter on the table addressed to the Muppet Show management.
After a bit of a talk the chef admits that he is planning to resign. "I've lost my touch Kermit" he says. "I just can't do it any more".
Kermit gets a bit agitated, after all the Chef is one of the most popular parts of the performance. He starts trying to persuade the Chef to change his mind, and give it another go. Surely when it all boils down you just have to gesture with a kitchen implement and spout some gibberish at the audience. "How can you have lost your touch?" he asks finally.
The Chef shakes his head sadly. "I'm sorry Kermit. Can't do it. You see, I can still wave the fork, but I just can't bork de bork".
[Fozzie would be proud]
At the Muppet Show, the Swedish Chef had called in sick three weeks in a row. Kermit was getting a bit concerned, so he went around to visit.
The chef opens the door, and invites Kermit in. Glancing around the small flat Kermit notices that the place is very clean, there is a large suitcase near the door and a letter on the table addressed to the Muppet Show management.
After a bit of a talk the chef admits that he is planning to resign. "I've lost my touch Kermit" he says. "I just can't do it any more".
Kermit gets a bit agitated, after all the Chef is one of the most popular parts of the performance. He starts trying to persuade the Chef to change his mind, and give it another go. Surely when it all boils down you just have to gesture with a kitchen implement and spout some gibberish at the audience. "How can you have lost your touch?" he asks finally.
The Chef shakes his head sadly. "I'm sorry Kermit. Can't do it. You see, I can still wave the fork, but I just can't bork de bork".
[Fozzie would be proud]